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December 31st 2021 - I sat in my chair furiously masturbating my ♥♥♥ desperate to release gallons of sperm but I resisted the urge and I kept edging for 5 minutes carefully watching the clock on my PC. I waited in anticipation until finally it was 2022. I ejaculated releasing loads and loads of gooey white çum everywhere, I moaned with satisfaction, proud of my achievement.
I had just become the first person to ♥♥♥ in 2022. I look over my çum filled desk and chair with pride.
Happy new year, losers.
YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL BEHAVIOR
WE HAVE CAUGHT YOU MOLESTING PLUTO FOR THE 12TH TIME NOW ALONG WITH SHOVING YOUR HEAD UP MICKEY'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥