Bombardillo Coccodrillo, un fottuto alligatore volante, che vola e bombarda i bambini a Gaza, in Palestina. Non crede in Allah e ama le bombe. Si nutre dello spirito di tua madre. E se hai tradotto tutto questo, allora sei uno stronzo. Non rompere la battuta, prostituta.

Let's cut to the chase. I'll pay you $50 to step on my balls. You heard me. 50 buckaroos to step on my testicles. The amount of time it would take to step on my balls and then resume to your regular schedule is about 1 second if you are skilled at the job. If you do the math that is a profit equivalent to $3600 an hour. I may or may not offer some wiggle room in the amount that you will be compensated but i can asure you my offer is as generous as they come. Think about what you could do with $50. Alot of people would take that $50 and use it to buy some sort of goods but instead i like to invest that $50 in intangible service, which would be paying someone to step on my balls, hence this conversation. This is a limited time offer and if you don't want to be of service then i will go recruit another ball-stepper. Get back to me ASAP, these balls won't step on themselves.

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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ERROR! Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!

Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again or play gmod again

Hear me out, what if we had claws? Like imagine the Karens at Walmart staring in shock as we casually slash open a family size bag of doritos with our razor sharp claws. Then the kids would be like "ooo cool claws mister" and the Karen's would be like "Oh no! He's using his claws to open bags of chips!" Then we'd just smirk and do a cool catwalk away. The Karens would be speechless and the kids would be cheering us on.

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know
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I 𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕕 God “ℍ𝕠𝕨 𝕞𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕕𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕞𝕖?” God 𝕣𝕖𝕡𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕕, “𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕞𝕦𝕔𝕙” 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕕 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕞𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕞𝕖. 𝕀𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕧𝕖 𝕚𝕟 god𝕡𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕗𝕚𝕝𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕚𝕘𝕟𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤. 𝔹𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔹𝕚𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕤𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕪 ℍ𝕚𝕞, ℍ𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕪 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕗 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕟. 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕞𝕡𝕝