If you are reading this, there is some great news:

1. You are very, very upset at the complete brain suffering I've inflicted within you and your thoughts due to a video game performance by the worst gamer in history. Congratulations, idiot! You have been baited successfully! NO ONE CARES MOVE ON!

2. You are the Chris Mercury am checking my the profile, which are is in that case...hello Chris Mercury! If your ending up reader you're will surely let me is the know! Hopefully! :) (2/02/25)

3. You are a very gay loser who wears a very gay dress! Keep checking my ♥♥♥♥ imp ♥♥♥♥♥♥! Rent free! I did LASO on every Halo game in that time you couldn't reach me (double meaning, you are slow so you don't get that one hahaha)

4. (RARE) None of the above! Wow!

5. (BONUS) You are a LOSER spammer trying to scam my inventory on my profile. Go back to the poop sewers you call a home! No one falls for item scams anymore you dumb indian!

There is no further message for people who fall into #1, #3, or #5. You all know exactly what to do and how to feel if you fall under those categories. I win by default. Bye bye now! Don't let the door hit you!

#2 and #4. You know what to do.

-SMOOT