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0.7 hrs on record
There comes a time in one's life when one explores and contemplates the true purpose of life, the universe, and the contents and matter of which it consists. Well, my friends, let me tell you that I found this game just fifty-three days after doing so, and that my perceptions of life and the universe, my reason(s) for being born, and the workings of my inner sprit have been altered in a way like no other.

The Rats in this 'game' (well how on earth can we call something with the grandeur and prestige of a creation like this simply a 'game', it instead deserves the title of 'life changer') have truly opened my mind into areas that had not been previously explored, and have enabled me to discover the true meaning of the universe and the reason for why I was born, and have used this extraordinary piece of software to precisely map out a detailed plan not only the rest of my human life, but indeed a plan for my soul's existence.

Throughout the soul-changing experiences I have had with this extraordinary creation, the Rats have allowed me to spiritually connect with them to discover more about myself and my directions in life. To begin, Sir Ratty McRatFace showed me how my life's uncertainties could indeed be discovered by doing his 'Rat Boogie', which did indeed uncover the plan for my human body and soul, and left me feeling mentally and physically renewed and rejuvenated. Senses of euphoria settled when I was introduced to his kin, Rattius "Cat Remover" NotAMouse, through whom I was able to discover my purpose in life, and indeed the items that led me to finding this 'game' in the first place. The most intense feelings of euphoria were felt during the performance of the "We Are Bad Rats" song by the entire Rat Crew, who were able to show how the devil's creations (i.e. the cats) could be wiped with the common logic and functionality of a Rat.

Within minutes of using this life-changing software I experienced substantial and profound changes to my life and soul, those of which are too complex to describe in words.

I very much hope that you purchase this amazingly underpriced 'game', so that you may indeed begin your path to everlasting joy, peace and happiness, all while discovering the true meaning of your life's purpose and your significance in the universe, and learning the true ways of how the Rats can indeed change your life, as well as the importance of the Rat and the messages conveyed and information protrayed in the Bad Rats Show.
Posted 9 July, 2017. Last edited 9 July, 2017.
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0.3 hrs on record
If you play this for longer than 3 minutes in one session, you're on a forking marathon. Put it like that.
Posted 30 May, 2017. Last edited 30 May, 2017.
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3.0 hrs on record
THE best 15 pence I have ever spent. Period.
Posted 18 February, 2017.
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31.5 hrs on record (13.3 hrs at review time)
'Tonya was spooked' #2Spooky4Tonya
10/10 would spook again
Posted 25 December, 2016.
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63.2 hrs on record (50.2 hrs at review time)
I became a prisoner in my own prison after a fire coupled together with a huge riot broke out in my prison. The riot police and firefighters were lazy sods.

10/10 - Would Burn In My Own Prison Again
Posted 28 July, 2016. Last edited 28 July, 2016.
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5.1 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Great little game, get it quick before the sale ends!!
Posted 4 July, 2016.
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3.9 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Instead of cyka blyat, there is 'FIRE IN THE HOLE'

10/10 - Would fire in the hole again.

ps. fire in the hole.
pps. fire in the hole.
ppps. fire in the hole.
LAST PPPPS. fire in the hole.
FINAL PPPPPS: fire in the hole.
VERY LAST FINAL PPPPPPS: fire in the hole.
Posted 29 June, 2016.
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33.2 hrs on record (25.7 hrs at review time)
10/10 - Not as cancerous as CS:GO
Posted 1 June, 2016.
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1.6 hrs on record
Queueing time for the Eiffel Tower + Queueing time for the Fernsehturm (TV tower) in Berlin = still less than the queueing time for Trove.

And it wasn't worth the weight.
Posted 19 November, 2015. Last edited 10 January, 2016.
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0.6 hrs on record
Bad Rats is a fantastically immersive game that demonstrates how rats can be used simultaneously with physics to produce desired outcomes. The game will make you consider why people are carelessly killing rats and speaking of them in bad ways when you see how the amazing skills and 360 No Scopes that the rats show to us.

Each rat has its own unique background, and have all lived through highs and lows in their year or two of existence. For example. one rat has been through Rat Depression, after witnessing the death of a mouse they used to care for. In addition, this rat has experienced numerous events, such as an unwanted pregnancy, a war against cats, the public killing of Ratty the Rat and the bombing of Catville.

The game follows on the storylines of each rat simultaneously as the game progresses, and offers an in-depth view into the lives of each of the rats. Each rat lives through an incredibly diverse and eventful life, but each manages to survive and pulls through the next part of its life.

The game also deals with many of life's issues, such as depression, by showing that the rats can remain satisfied at all times and pull through into new chapters of life.

Overall, Bad Rats is an incredible game that should not be missed out on.

Thoughts:

'Meeeeow, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWW' -My Cat
Posted 4 August, 2015. Last edited 8 November, 2015.
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