Narrator voice: (She did not, in fact, study the blade)

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‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN SEASON🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉♥♥♥♥♥😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 ♥♥♥♥🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆♥♥♥♥🌽

ITS 🍌⛄️🎄Dickcember 🎄⛄️🍌and you 👉😏👉 know what that means 🙌😨‼️It's HOEliday season 🎄❄️and Santa 🎅🏿 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😩💦💦 to town 🏠🏢 and bringing 🎁presents🎁to all the good boys👦🏻 and girls,👧🏻 but if you've been a naughty 👎⚠️❌ hoe👄 you ain't getting 🍌💦CUMMIES🍌💦 this year! 😱🙅🙅❌ Prancer🐴 and LAP Dancer💃🏿 are ready to get wet 💦💦 and Rudolph the 🔴red🔴 ♥♥♥♥🍌😍💦 SLUTdeer is ⏳waiting⌛️ to 💡light💡up the way to 🎅🏿Santa's🎅🏿 sexshop 🏩 where all you ho-😺ho-😸HOES 😽can get 💋naughty💋! 😜🍆💦💦

This person is extremely cringe and should not be approached in any circumstance whatsoever, you have been warned.

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