Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* I'm a Metro Cop not a comedy sphecomyrmodes. Why don't you check out a joke transhuman?
ㅤ* Two boll weevils grew up in S. Carolina. One took off to Hollywood and became a rich star. The other stayed in Carolina and never amounted to much -- and naturally became known as the lesser of two weevils.
ㅤ* A man's credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!