After a good game in csgo, i added her because she seemed like a cool girl. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.She invited me to his house for a csgo lan party. I accepted the invite and she said that she was looking forward to meeting me in real life.When I arrived to her house, she pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt her hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched her and then ran home. Don't trust this guy.

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I just learned that girls farts smell better than video games.

Seriously. You know that new game package smell? Like when you just took off the wrapping? My god, its a glorious smell. I've masturbated sniffing this smell so many times. It's great and the main reason I still buy games.

But my sister just farted on the couch next to me while I was playing Street Fighter IV. She blushed got up fanned her ass and ran to the bathroom to, I assume, ♥♥♥♥ or maybe she ♥♥♥♥ herself while she was next to me, there was some extra bulge in the back of her jeans. Now let me reiterate. She was sitting directly next to me. In effect, she farted on my side and then waved fart gas from her butt to my face. Now you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ listen to me. This smelled glorious. I immediately became rock hard and didn't give a ♥♥♥♥, I pulled my ♥♥♥♥ out and masturbated right there smelling my own sister fart. I didn't even care that I got beat by a scrub Ken while I was jerking off.