Recent reviews by absolute moron

I had more fun looking at the ceiling than playing this game. There's just no depth and no point to this game

jorji is my crush <3

i have touched everything, and i don't regret it.

Best MGS ever (I haven't played any other games in the series except this one)

im autistic

The only noteworthy aspects of this game are its poor optimization and terrible controls. With minimalistic design, you’d expect it to run smoothly on almost any hardware, but that’s not the case. The devs didn't put any effort to optimize the game. As for the controls, they are simply bad. It’s not a skill issue, the controls themselves are just clunky and unresponsive. So, aside from these points, I have nothing else to add. Even if this game was free, it wouldn’t be worth playing because of that.

ketchup is better

Pros: kitty
Cons: my brain hurts
Pros outweigh the cons, so 11/10 game

babana

Little cozy game, perfect for unwinding and relaxing over a couple of evenings.