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The Inspectinator

You inspected all of the things... in Beardsley's Office.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2015 @ 6:26pm

Sneaky Bastard

You found the secret entrance to the Safe House.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 12:25pm

Low Blow

You hit Chuck where it counts.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 12:32pm

Cinephile

You looked at the posters. We love you.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 3:22pm

Push It To The Limit... LIMIT!

You won at Majestic Night-ing.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2015 @ 4:50pm

The Wrong Goddamn Rec Room

You shouldn't have disturbed the lecturer - he really hates it.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 4:47pm

Basement Dweller Extermination

You 'cleaned' all the Suits in the Basement.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 3:35pm

Cardholder's Past Achievements: 2

You heard some more about Cardholder's exploits.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 3:13pm

Find Your Centre

You stood in the middle of your Zen Garden, because Zen.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2015 @ 5:10pm

"Put some goddamn clothes on!"

You killed the Underpants Warrior
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2015 @ 5:23pm

Re-cheevo

You stood in the centre of the Zen Garden. Again. Why!?
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2015 @ 5:29pm

Cardholder's Wall of Crazy

You saw Cardholder's own Wall of Crazy. Yours is better.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2015 @ 5:33pm

"We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"

Use the radio to divert attention of guards.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 6:06pm

These belong in a museum!

You found the room with Cardholder and a strange artefact.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 6:32pm



Cardholder's Past Achievements: 1

You heard about Cardholder's exploits.

Blasphemy!

How could you not be a fan of Shatner? For shame.

Nancy Would Be Disappointed

You bought some drugs. Mrs Reagan would not approve.

Rutabaga/Arugula

You messed with poor old Lloyd. Are you proud of yourself?

The Truth Is In Here

You found the 3 'Biggest' pieces of Truth.

Air America

The CIA sold and exported drugs. It's pretty well known by now.

Media Unrelations

Way to piss off the informant, hero.

Media Relations

You smoothtalked your way into owning a crappy old notebook. Congrats?

Where you're going, you don't need... Your things

You left your office without getting your stuff.

It's Not Paranoia...

You called your own office three times, you weirdo. Someone picked up.

Callie's got a gun

You 'bought' a pistol in the bathroom.

Passed it to the left hand side

Spoke to the Cowboy

Jukebox Odd Docs

You played the weird soundbyte on the Jukebox

Don't spend it all in one place

You got the nickles from the cigarette machine, you tightass.

You spent it all in one place

You gave the nickles to the bum.

Elevator Action

You took the elevator to the basement

Rear Window

You saw the Suit leaving Piscine's

When you gotta go...

Entered the outhouse. Haha... Poop joke.

Poor ol' Jerry

You learned about Jerry's miserable life.

Cruisin' Together

Take 4 laps of the block in the taxi

Art Appreciation class

Walk around the artwork in hotel lobby.

Frisky Business

Acquire gun from the 'amorous' couple

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!

Use Zander's business card to fool J.P. Morgan security

Eavesdrop I

Listen to tourist conversation in bookseller

Best. Coverstory. EVER.

Pretend to be 'mister luigi' after also pretending to be there to fix the vending machine.

Eavedrop II

Overhear the briefing in J.P. Morgan Offices

Urinal World of Hurt

Survive the bathroom encounter

Global Thermonuclear War

Try to play games on the computer

I Have No Recollection Of That

Inspect the DC9

Collateral Damage

Slaugher all the Villagers in the Ambush

Tactical Withdrawal

Kill no villagers in the Ambush

Insert 'lion' pun here

Get eaten by Lions in the Waterhole

See ya Later...

Get eaten by Alligators in the Waterhole

Dead end. Get it?

Get squished in the dead end in the Waterhole

...But it was all a dream!

Made it through mystical tent.

But That Trick Never works!

Tried the 'Presto' magic trick.

Evil not-so-dead

Attempted the 'Klaatu Barada Nikto' spell.
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