"Oh, hi. So, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO! [clap clap clap] Oh, good. My slow-clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that. Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere... Well, we are going somewhere. Alarmingly fast, actually. But since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts. He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility. [clap clap] Good, that's still working. Hey, just in case this pit isn't actually bottomless, do you think maybe you could unstrap one of those long-fall boots of yours and shove me into it? Just remember to land on one foot..."

GLaDOS: Hey, Moron!
Wheatley: Oh, Hello.
GLaDOS: All right, paradox time... This. Sentence. Is. FALSE. Don't think about it, don't think about it...
Wheatley: Um, "true". I'll go with "true". There, that was easy. To be honest, I might have heard that one before.
GLaDOS: It's a paradox! There IS no answer.