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33 of 60 (55%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Curious Grim

Asked all questions in first lore Hub
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 1:29am

I Scream

Say that you like ice-cream
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 8:43am

Meat Your Unmaker

Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:22am

Feline Fury

Pissed off the boss' cat
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 8:52am

The Sacrifice

Appeased the boss' cat with a gift
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 8:48am

Make It Rain

Get a raise
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 1:38am

Lifegiver

Spare everyone on a single day
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:56am

Deathbringer

Doom everyone on a single day
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 8:13am

To Be Or Not To Be

Spend 10 minutes behind your desk without marking any profiles
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 4:08am

Two-Face

Flip the Decision Coin 100 times
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 8:24am

Let It RIP

Get the fidget spinner to go up in flames
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 8:10am

Desk Jockey

Cram all of your stuff into your desk drawers
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 8:28am

Armageddon

Reach critical level on all world parameters simultaneously
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:28am

Utopia

Reach Utopian level on all world parameters simultaneously
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:44am

This Is Fine

Drop a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:20am

Benefactor

Increase a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 4:23am

Yarr!

Visit Mortimer every day
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 1:54am

Booty Obsession

Buy all the items from the Shop
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:00am

R.I.P. Fashion

Collect all clothes and visages
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 1:50am

I'll Be Back

Witness the end of the world
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:04am

Ouroboros

Relieve Fate of their duties and ascend as the new Fate
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 6:04am

Begin Again

Start a New Game+
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 8:07am

Stonks

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Prosperity
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:04am

War Changes

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Peace
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 6:04am

Plague Doctor

Finish the game with highest chaos in Health
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:04am

Back To The Roots

Finish the game with highest chaos in Prosperity
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 6:04am

Lemons

Start the game
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 12:42am

Goodest Ending

Get the most positive ending imaginable
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 6:04am

What does the cactus say?

Get the cactus to meow
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 8:11am

Balancer

Score a vague personality in Cerri’s quiz
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 1:29am

KILLDOZER 9000

Score an aggressive personality in Cerri’s quiz
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 8:37am

Oink

Chunk up the Oink Bank
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 4:45am

Talemaster

Spin a good story for Mortimer
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:00am



Demon Hunter

Find the Immortal

Squeaky Clean

Use the Eraser 10 times

Necropimp

Hold over 5000 darksouls

Classical

Change your look to regular skull and cape

Mirror Lover

Choose your appearance for more than 15 minutes straight

Pineapple Lover

Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza

Pineapple Hater

Doom the guy who likes pineapple on pizza

Infinitarium

Get all endings

Phastmatological Zoologist

Collect all Desk Spirits

Posthumous Spiritualism

Try all the drinks served at Cerberus' Den

Yot

Press the Discord button

Misery Guts

Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz

Ears of Steel

Listen to all of Mortimer’s bar stories

Non Sequitur

Spin a nonsensical story for Mortimer
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