You might not clutch every round, but you clutch hearts, and honestly? That’s more valuable. You enter the game with a pink AWP, thigh highs, and more attitude than utility, and I respect the hell out of that. When you hit a no-scope while calling someone ‘kitten,’ I ascend spiritually. People think you’re trolling — little do they know you’re playing a different game entirely. A game of seduction, confusion, and the occasional triple kill.

-rep cs cheater

-rep stupid player

-rep was not a real federal ball inspector

nice ace

went ace for ace