Recent reviews by The Milkman

A niche game far past its prime, honestly not fun at all to play for the time I did. Im sure it appeals to some people, but i dont think it appeals to you.

I hate survival crafting games, the lack of a story makes it horrible solo-
Oh you have a story? Ok well I hate survival crafting games that waste your time collecting 100x wood for a wall for my ba-
Oh the crafting is all low quantity? With unique mechanics for a lot of resources? Ok well I hate the fact youre stuck in the same forest or plains or-
Oh you're set in the modern age? With distinct areas? Ok well i bet their really small and incredibly linear-
Oh you took good care in the level design to have it all make sense, loop back for shortcuts, that benefits exploration? Ok well I bet fighting enemies is a chore and incredibl-
Oh you have enemies that are diverse, challenging for new players, and interesting for older players? Ok well I bet the game has been shoved out and abandoned by the de-
Oh you have constant updates, small patches that add content, and larger patches that add even more content? Ok well I bet you dont have a good way to end this review positivel-

Amazing game, pinnacle of the survival crafting genre in all capacity. I cannot wait to see more.
EDIT: I had 60 hours the last time I reviewed this. Its now in the 200's. I write this on the cusp of 1.0:- I saw more, it was fantastic, every update has been a banger, and is one of the rare cases of a game getting better and better with each zone it adds. I still cannot wait to see more.

The idea of 'Jacques McKeown' getting on a distressed ship, fixing up their engine, and upon being promptly asked to leave, stealing a biscuit fills me with such delight
Thank you Yahtz

what a great game, as tight and fun as the original. Old faces, new blood, a proper sequel through and through. A fantastic way to kill Time.

im doing my part

EDIT: I did my part

a shockingly linear game with very little going on besides 'look at this SCP'
Horror is nowhere to be found among them.
Kinda glitchy that really takes you out of it. Animations are unfinished or nonexistent
the voice acting is pretty bad, next to no emotion out of any character

wow this is awful
missing content
matchmaking just straight up broken?
weapon system that DEFINITELY needed overhauling definitely guys
this aint it chief

ultimately, not that interesting.

It was okay.

The game clearly tries to be clever with all its fourth wall breaks but a lot of it just falls flat.
There were times in sections where it felt like it was REALLY dragging on.

Overall, it was fun, short, but id probably say its a 'play it on sale' kind of game.

epic bad