The Gaming Archaeologist 最近的评测

With my current situation I can't continue playing the newer or even older Hitman games, so I decided to try out this game and actually see what it's got to offer and I found a fairly good and even addicting puzzle game.

You have a limited positions to move on the board of each level, but not limit on the turns *unless you're aiming for achievements* to reach your goal. In the majority of the levels, you just need to get to the end without being taken out by the guards, collecting keys on the later levels to open doors and gates, but the assassination levels you have to take out the target to win and end the mission.

As a fan of the Hitman games, loving Blood Money when younger, every assassination mission has "Ave Maria" playing, as played from Blood Money, which is a lot of fun as I do love that tune, though the rest of the missions are fairly generic background music that I didn't even put my headphones on because I wasn't interested in it. It was also quite successful at distracting me from my current obsession.

It's certainly no replacement for any of the Hitman games, however, it is quite fun and if you're in a puzzle mood, it's good and I've played far worse!

This is a fun little game, however being quite a simple puzzle game there isn't much more to it beyond being Sudoku and having fun calming far-eastern music. Not to mention I love how it gives you the chance and options to make it as hard or easy as you would like.

Nice little time waster, nothing much else to really add tbh beyond being fairly old it messed with your screen resolution so beware for all the other windows you may have open at the time.

A fantastic program where you can take boardgames to the internet and play all manner of games. Made only better by the modding community who have added all kinds of games that are either not on sale anymore or not supported by the software and even all the expansions to them. My first experience was kinda "Meh" when using this as a part of dev speak for a game dev group I was a part of and get involved with whenever I have the skills needed. Not too interesting as it's mostly talking about the ideas we were having about the project at the time.

Messing Around: https://youtu.be/apyK6_3V2NI?si=8P3kO2gAiuHjFxIh


Later, my good friend Kenuda invited me over to try out this and even broadcast on twitch! I thought it could be a great idea for some fun and not only boost my social interaction, but building up some content for both Twitch and YouTube at the same time so I felt like this would be a fun idea, even if it went bad, but I ended up having an amazing and wonderful time with my friends and friends of friends! We had a little teething issues, but if everyone has the same mod that's being activated then you can have all the items yourself and make loading up far faster than hoping your internet connection and processor, ect, are going to download everything promptly. Guess it saves you hard drive space, but that shouldn't be a issue really if you have this installed anyway.

(For those who want a link to the workshop item in question, I have the links on my main videos which will be links below. This will be important for Red Dragon Inn as that one requires multiple mods for it to work. Especially if you want to try and get a full table of 16 players!)

Defenders of the Realm was a co-op game where we have to fight off four encroaching enemy groups. Orcs, Dragons, Demons and the undead. Each one being tougher than the other and getting treasures that can help you battle the minions and their master.

Each player has their own special ability and my barbarian warrior had one where if she kills multiple creatures in a turn she makes the creatures in adjacent locations ♥♥♥♥ themselves and run away! Sadly I didn't get to play the cat-woman that Serra got to before I did, but we all still had a really great time regardless of the fact that we lost in the end.

Afterwards and something we did for every game moving forward, we played a short game of Guillotine. A game were you get points for collecting the heads of different nobles who get the chop and you have cards that can shuffle or delay the lines, getting you a chance to either get the collection you want or messing up your opponents' chances and making them collect either low-score or negative scoring people.

Game 1: Defenders of the Realm: https://youtu.be/T7IhxWymaWY?si=QkPu9pjRuFzqyYar

This was one of the most fun I think I've ever had with a boardgame in so long! Kill Doctor Lucky is a game that's like a reverse Clue. Instead of solving the murder, everyone wants to kill the irritating old codger, but, everyone wants to do it alone and for their own reasons so even though you all want the same thing, you are also all selfish so you want to avoid trying to kill him in view of others and whenever an attempt is made, everyone has cards that can counter your attempt with some absolutely hilarious consequences like Doctor Lucky ducking at a pivital moment because he found a penny or your weapon, actually being a banana! or even, which ended up being the best quote of the stream, a card that says "This tastes like Rat Poison. I LOVE rat poison!" (https://youtu.be/1UKF4tTPsMo?si=5R-Cxkx-r2q-256-) which had me in tears by from how hard I was laughing my ass off! Kenuda puts on some great voices!

Game 2: Kill Doctor Lucky: https://youtu.be/SDPlMAm4PpU?si=y9tHDNgxCreXhndj

Another Co-op game, but this time we are all trying to stop a Pandemic, which was certainly VERY apt considering, when this was recorded especially, we were in the full swing of Covid-19 and the many lives that it was ruining and claiming at the same time!

Everyone gets to choose classes. Each one has a benefit for how to deal with the diseases in different ways, including matters of research, engineering and emergencies in general to help tackle the invisible enemy!

We failed to beat it, but again, we had a whole lot of fun and I had fun with it too!

Game 3: Pandemic: https://youtu.be/E8YDzudtrmk?si=AuMZbmW2051FlBH5

Red Dragon Inn is a game unlike I've ever seen before! This one is a PVP game where the goal is to drink your opponents under the table and there are many underhanded way of doing this, including lowering one's health too so that the alcohol takes full effect and knocks you out.

You can also lose by running out of coin, so if you run out of cash in the gambling phase you may end up being the first one out!

What really sets this game apart from me however is the expansions. They add more characters and you can end up with having up to 16 people at the table, but each expansion has characters that have different and more mechanics, however, despite the new abilities and behaviours of these characters it's still balanced and characters don't get extra powerful or weakened by the added rules and such. One character I had fun with was a Fairy Ranger with a Wolf companion sitting at the table with her and depending on it's mood, gives different benefits and buffs.

Everyone has to drink the beers ordered for them and here is where you can mess someone up by having them draw so many cards, but certain drinks can actually remove your intoxication, heal you or do the opposite dramatically! It's all in the randomness of the cards so you may accidentally help your opponent and hinder yourself by doing such a thing. This game was a whole lot of fun, but we needed to have all of the DLCs, which there were quite a few of.

Game 4: Red Dragon Inn: https://youtu.be/5w5ONscQZOM?si=2SHvMsjwhAeSHC6U

Below are my friends who you should totally check out when you get the chance! They're really fun people with great content!

Kenuda:

Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kenuda

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Kenuda

Serra Britt:

Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/serrabritt

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@serrabritt

Stevieraedrawn:

Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/stevieraedrawn

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@stevieraedrawn

Nessabunneh:

Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/nessabunneh

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nessabunneh

Another fun furry pornographic game! Five different games and many really hot and fun images! Making my way through my backlog of games has given me some ideas for making games like these as I now some artists that I feel confident that I could get to commission work for much like what happened with these games.

There's a lot of fun to be had, though I have to admit the cutting game didn't work on this laptop so had to cheat for that as I did complete those on my Desktop.

I hope to find some more games like this, though it is unfortunately guilty of doing achievement spam to fill up to 100 achievements.

I found this game to be quite fun like the previous Revelations game, however, the game felt like it was made first and then transformed into episodic parts later and this is reflected with the game having some parts cut up awkwardly. Doesn't matter these days as you can buy the whole thing instead of waiting for each and every episode in turn.

I still found it enjoyable, including the return of Barry Burton and his own story that takes place on this island along with the mysterious antagonist on the island too.

Only problem I have is with a certain moment in the story, the ends up being plot critical, where the character scared of firearms is meant to use one to save your life! You get no prompting, but if you don't do this, you get the bad ending!

In all, it's still a fun RE game at the end of the day and I had a lot of fun streaming it online.

Stream/Gameplay: https://youtu.be/Wo7-Q4uDXc4?si=Jn54xBZw4dCpTL8N

I had played this as part of my attempt to trim down my backlog of games I won't be streaming and might be fun to run through and I was expecting yet another crappy game with the same kind of quality as the old flash games I used to play on Newgrounds, like the previous game, however, this one had a LOT more to offer in it.

There's a censored mode for those who want to actually stream it and uncensored for afterwards or if you want to share on certain adult streaming sites instead. Regardless, you have that option.

The art is much sexier than the others too and even has penetraiting in it too! Instead of one simple game, the game have about five different types! They're still short, however, each one requires a different level of skill and different kind of skill.

Furryzle:
Is a puzzle game, similar to jigsaw puzzles, but without the divets like a normal jigsaw and more like reassembling a broken mirror by putting the shards back into one piece!

Danger Teeth:
You have to move a ♥♥♥♥ back and forth as falling mouths come down from the top, but watch you! Don't let the teeth get you! No one likes teeth!

♥♥♥♥'n'Holes:
This one I struggled with. ♥♥♥♥♥ are launched into the air and you have to drag the row of vaginas to the corresponding colour to "catch* the falling penises. Get enough and you win, but each missed one takes a life and as the levels progress, more shoot out up and down the screen at different speeds and heights.

Match a Fur:
Match a pair card game, but with the characters being sexy furry characters. Not much to say beyond it's just match two with ever increasing characters to make it more complex.

Jumpy Furry:
A fun little game where you need to jump up to the next level, without crashing onto the other cars that are driving around so you need to time it carefully. Nothing bad with driving next to them, but you can't jump on them or into them.

Each puzzle has six stages, each with a different image and an extra stage that has a short and fully animated and interactive bit where you can increase the speed and even get a look of the messy finish ;)

So far, out of all the cheap porno games on here this has got to be one of the best so far! Certainly worth the pick up if you're curious and horny on main like I often am!

Note: I only have 2 hours marked for the trading cards drop.

This was another one of those cheap puzzle games where you can get better and more hardcore images online. There's even a warning at the beginning suggesting it's not "sexual content" because there's no sexual acts, but just naked female characters.

A positive is that there's only 16 achievements, unlike the previous one that stuck about three per level you passed to artificially make it 100 achievements, so I at least feel like I earned them as opposed to the previous one.

PS:

Double checked and they've been updating the game in what I assumed would be free extra puzzles for whatever reason, but no. For a game that costs less than £1, you can buy multiple DLC for only a handful of more puzzles that are probably just as easy, if not, easier to finish.

Ah, a HD remaster of a sequel to my favourite game on the PS1! Had lots of memories of Grandia and the sequel wasn't quite as good, but still very entertaining and I have always loved the way the magic system works, levelling up with use so you can gain better powers whilst grinding and not just levels. Not to mention, some spells require you to think creatively to hit as many enemies as possible.

The story is about the main character who is what they call a "Geohound" and are often treated like scum because they're often hired mercs who have a bloody and dangerous reputation, but he prefer his life this way as he runs from a dark past. He gets hired to attend to a dangerous matter where young priestesses were to sing as part of an ancient ritual, however, something goes wrong, escapes and releases monsters all over the temple!

This leads you onto a journey where you are tasked with finding a cure for this new team member and have to travel across the world whilst being haunted and chased by dangerous monsters and zealots. Not to mention, every part of the monster Valmar, is awakening and possessing people. Each one seems to represent a different aspect depending on what part of the body it is.

I'm going to try and not spoil it, but the ending had left me on edge and feeling empty, kind of like the first one where you don't get to see all the characters as they are now, older, the way this one ends feels like we're meant to just accept how things are no and there's no happy ending, in the traditional sense, for anyone. It's still a very fun game though.

This is a fun little game that scratches that itch I get when dealing with mobile games, even after I've already completed it and get to restart collecting all over again!

The game is designed as a joke at EA's expense for their implementation of the terrible microtransactions in Star Wars Battlefront 2 (not to be confused with the one released in early 2000s), their defence of "protecting cannon" and the spokesman from EA actually visiting the UK Parliament to defend this predatory, skinner-box manipulation that deeply affects those who are neurodivergent, like myself, as "Surprise Mechanics" and claiming that putting these lootboxes into the game was to give players a "Sense of pride and accomplishment" as if you can't feel good about finishing a game unless it's filled with extra, unnecessary grind!

It was extremely bad look as these things were, like what many companies do these days, sneakily implemented AFTER the reviews were all up praising the game. Pretty much the equivalent to having the slot machines work normally when the authorities visit and then as soon as they're gone, mess with the program to cause more losses than normal!

But this itself is just a fun little Gatcha system that's totally free and even makes fun of those systems by naming the first one you get to open and unlock cosmetics for being "Trash" and you can dress up and customise your trash however you want!

Without the controversy, this game wouldn't exist and I love how it's being used to laugh at the terrible excuses that evil companies like to lay out in the hopes that you're as stupid as they think you are.

A very quick matching tile game with furry porn to lure users into buying it as soon as it came out, made with limited effort and images that may have been sourced from other locations. The art is nice, but you can get far better stuff on e621, Furaffinity, DeviantArt, Inkbunny or even just random google search with the images.

It's not like a traditional slider puzzle so you can't lock yourself up by sliding things in the wrong place, the items are just placed differently like a Jigsaw with no teeth or indents so it's a very easy and small waste of time. Quite literally a waste of time and certainly not for your interest unless you can't look up porn for whatever reason or you want to exploit achievement spamming.

I got 100 achievements in this game for doing the bare minimum...