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Short but fun, get it when its dirt cheap you can beat it in under 2hours if you're good at video games.

I started my journey off as a skeleton(robot). I set out to find other skeleton friends, and after a long dangerous adventure I recruited a few other skeletons to my party. While exploring this hostile strange world we found some friendly skeletons wearing human skin. We teamed up and they taught us the secrets to build a magnificent machine. After building the peeler I was able to put it to good use. Kidnapping Holy Nation troops at night and bringing them to the peeler. I watched as it slowly ripped off their limbs one by one spraying blood every where. A friendly little bone dog was near my house, he would come over to devour the remains of the recently peeled and play with their limbs. The Holy Nation sent troops to put a stop to my unholy actions. The only casualty was the little doggo. After witnessing the pups lifeless body in front my door. We knew what had to be done. After countless slaves have been freed the holy nation suffered an economic blow. With many towns in ruins from our relentless attacks and their armies weakened. We gained the upper hand for now. Our first attempt to attack a city ended poorly with many freed slaves missing limbs or dead. The battle was lost but we gained an advantage in the war by capturing a minor leader and feeding him to the peeler. To this day the war continues with every battle we are one step closer to the extermination of the Holy Nation.

Little bone dog you will be avenged.

My only complaint about the game is a technical issue. When I'm in fullscreen mode the game resolution will changed and be offset when I open firefox or another app from a different monitor.

Personally I like this game, I find it pretty relaxing. The devs seem pretty active and they do seem to listen to the community which is nice. The game is basically explore the universe while trading, fighting and doing quests for different factions to upgrade your ship and standing with them. You can mine rocks, craft new equipment, hire mercs to help you fight. Some solar systems have big bosses you get to fight which normally offers a challenge. You unlock new perks by doing different tasks in the game. The perks you gain can be used to customise your next play through, so it does have some replayability.

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I have not completed the game get due to bugs.

It's a great game but because of some issue I encounted. I would suggest getting a console version of this game as it will probably run a bit better.

cons that I've experinced they may not happen to you.
-you have to install uplay
-The game crashes at start up, sometimes taking up to 5+ tries to launch properly
-Alt tabbing crashing the game.
-pressing prnt scrn crashed the game.
-Anti virus update pop up crashed the game.
-Ubisoft club microtransactions thats right you need some ubisoft coins which can be earned by playing the game to buy some of the costumes and artifacts. The artifacts bought are pretty powerful and early game if you get your crafting level
-high enough you will be over powered.
-Currently the game is kind of freezing when I beat mutant kyle, I am able to bring up the menu and exit but the game doesn't realize the battle is over. I left it sitting for 15minutes and nothing happened.
-Day one dlc
-Pre order bonus (I loved stick of truth so much I broke my do not pre order games rule) Its some what annoying its just towelie appearing on screen every now and then telling you useless info you already know. So far only one time it was a bit funny.
-Game feels like it was designed for a controller, The toilet mini game can feel a bit akward when trying the harder ones.
-You don't get to view all the junk items like in stick of truth, so you can't look at them and see the easter egg/joke from them. They just end up as a number in your supply list. Their names do appear on screen once you collect them but its not the same.
-It was over 15GB download, so if you have data limits good luck.

Pros.
-Has the humor that you would expect from southpark
-Combat system has improved from stick of truth
-The game is longer than stick of truth.
-Some of the mini games are fun.
-You get to unlock all the classes/perks in one playthrough so you don't have to play the game a bunch of times like in stick of truth to try them all.
-This one can be a con if your not into it but there is a decent amount of collectables.
-There is a decent amount of exploring since you need to backtrack a to old locations to clear blocked paths that required a buddy. For me was enjoyable since I got to see easter eggs and jokes I missed the first time through.

If you care only about graphics well this isn't your game. If you want epic battles fighting along side your warriors battling to become ruler of a medieval kingdom. Or lending your arms to a ruler and helping them take over their lost kingdom. Perphaps you just want to follow someone currently controlling a kindgom and be a mindless warrior helping their cause while gaining power? Maybe you just want to stay a merc and help different kingdoms slaughter each other while you become rich and feared by all. WARNING 1 game can take 100+ hours to finish depending on how you play. Once you get the hang of the game it becomes very addicting.