"Don't be ridiculous! Dead people can't be alive!"
"Even if they're dead, killing someone is still a sin."
"If you kill a vampire, they will die."
"The one who was killed survived, and the one who killed died."
"What is it that she sees on the other side of the potato?"
Kinoko Nasu
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Good friends are like fine wine. They get better with age. The problem is good wines get drunk, and good friends pass on.
-Anonymous
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I dont know what I'd do without you
you put the DM in BDSM
-Snen
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Going down memory lane is like shooting myself in the dignity

HEED THOSE WORDS
WHEN YOU ARE ARM DEEP

PLOUGH WENCHES ACQUIRE GOLD

It's pointless to villainize everything
Because that's how villains are formed
and that's how the circle jerk of prejudice ♥♥♥♥

I dont always get quoted, but when I do I'm screaming my f***Ing head off.

Hey
I know how it ends
Someone gets hugged and blasted to the moon.
Then starts the saga
Everypony in Space

Who the ♥♥♥♥ cares if a horse grows wings
She probably had too much redbull or something

well
the remaining tea
just stickified
and turned my keyboard into
The average porn addict's first keyboard
SO
STICKY

That ♥♥♥♥♥♥ angel satan mask ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

OHMYGOD
YOUR LOST RELATIVES
ARE BEAMING NAZI PROPAGANDA INTO YOUR DREAMS D:

CHOO CHOO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

IT'S VIBRATING MY CEREBELLUM WITH THE PURE ESSENCE OF BACON AND NARWHALS

BUT HE GOT RAN OVER
AND I COULDNT MOVE THE TRACTOR
AND HE DIED D:

OH GOD WHO BROUGHT THE ENDLESS SHIPMENT OF CATS

-Redemption
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God help you if you have a tongue larger than your ass.

We've neutered science!
-Lynx
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"Gentlemen, it's time to do what we do best: scream like ninnies and grab the torches and pitchforks."
-Aquaman52
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WHY SLOSHY WHY
WHY DID YOU SPAWN FIFTEEN PAITRIARCHS WHYYYYYYYYYYY
WHYHYHYHY
-Gith