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It's insane how many people give up their shekles to thots. I quit all patron after I found out Lauren was literally a coal burner. I used to give 100-200 bucks a month to these people but let's just say I'm redpilled now. Sometimes I send twitch bucks to people still but no monthly donations.

Honestly, anal isn't for everyone. I've heard guys and girls all talk about how they hate it, it feels awful, and uncomfortable. Then others, including myself, love the feel and instantly go nuts from it. It might just be something that isn't for you. Or maybe you're starting out too strong and aren't doing things that would be considered for beginners. I recommend an anal training kit maybe.

Oh that's right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You're a fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ up and she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bane ♥♥♥ NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even talk try to you because all you say is "FOR YOU. FOR YOU. FOR YOU". You became a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

There he is. There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha, maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic CIA agent guy isn't it? I imagine you, little ♥♥♥♥, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning.

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