you smell like you farded

do it jiggle? how many fingers you use? you be squirting? do it drip? do it smell like lavender? do it grip? how many liters it drip? what color is the inside? do it fart? what’s the squirt range? can i get a sip? how many fingers fit? do it be secreting delicious juices?

what’s your squirting distance? how many fingers do you use? do you fart? what it smell like? do it jiggle? what’s the ph balance of the squirt? you be secreting juices? can i try it? do it taste like premium spring water? what’s the ph balance of the squirt?

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To all scammers out there. I have plenty of items that are valued at 100 dollars or more, but you'll never be able to scam a legend such as myself. All scammers/♥♥♥♥♥♥s are welcome to try.

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