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1 person found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
No recommendation comes with a caveat: don't play this if you're expecting anything resembling old school Delta Force that we know and love.

"Delta Force is back," you say? Yeah right.
This isn't Delta Force; this is COD with a different logo on the tag.

Delta Force used to be:
- Giant, open maps with realistic long-range engagements
- A slower pace that focused more on tactics and strategy
- Ballistics mattered
- Actual mission structure: here's what we need to do, here's what you're coming up against, these are your extraction points, here's the support you'll have, etc.
- You in a desert versus 30 dudes

This is:
- Running around like a crackhead following objective markers
- Zero tension because AI enemies are on Ambien
- Edgy operators with personalities and skins because how else are they going to monetize this?

Being rejected by girls is less disappointing than this was.
Posted 19 April.
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2.0 hrs on record
I would rather shave my balls with broken glass every day for the rest of my life than play this again.

The cars don't drive like cars; there's this stupid drift mechanic where you've got to put the car into a drift to get around any turn sharper than the circumference of Jupiter. The cop cars not only weight 600,000t so when you actually somehow manage a pit maneuver on one of them, you'll end up bringing your car to a dead stop regardless of how fast you were going beforehand, but they're also capable of speeds in excess of Mach 3000 which they can achieve in 0.00083 seconds.

I get that EA wanted this to be more like Forza than its previous titles and a lot of what they did here works in that regard, but the cops are just an annoying addition which that format doesn't need.

Even Most Wanted had pursuit breakers you could run through to get rid of the cops and take off some pressure.

As a life-long NFS fan (I started playing NFS2 around '97) I don't have any compunctions about identifying this as the absolute worst NFS game I've ever played.
Posted 2 October, 2022.
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448.8 hrs on record (62.3 hrs at review time)
I wasted my money

*EDIT*: I still wasted my money.
Posted 26 December, 2019. Last edited 1 April, 2023.
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381.8 hrs on record (109.4 hrs at review time)
They need to rename this game to сunt simulator since everyone who plays it is an antisocial underhanded griefing сunt apparently.
Posted 16 February, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,651.5 hrs on record (52.6 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Literally the only game I've ever played that's more full of ♥♥♥♥ than CS, is APB:Reloaded.

The community is aids, and the gameplay takes a great deal of pleasure in sexually abusing the new player.

-3498562389562305629386 / 10

Side note, Will continue to play.
Posted 10 June, 2017. Last edited 13 June, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
195.2 hrs on record (82.6 hrs at review time)
Its a lot of fun, but I wouldn't recommend it if you're one of those - like me - who gets frustrated when you die.

This is a game of skill. There's no classes and no real perks or talents that can give you an advantage in a fire fight.
Buying weapons character modifications (such as body armor) can increase your chances, but only slightly and will not necessarily make it impossible for a new player to kill you if you make a mistake.
Posted 21 August, 2014.
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