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I will begin by putting you in order by the last four digits of your Social Security numbers, then asking quiz bowl questions while you balance ornate trays of mandarin orange slices on your heads. Then I will watch Ghostbusters II while you all strip ♥♥♥♥♥ BUT I WILL NOT LOOK AT YOU because Ghostbusters II is the pinnacle of all cinema. You must not speak, or remove or drop your tray, because that would interrupt my movie viewing experience. I suggest wearing a button-up top and strapless bra to facilitate this portion of the evening.
Once the movie ends I will look at you all, instantly ejaculate in my pants, and pay you all not to tell anybody. Then you will dress and leave without speaking.
YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat!
(♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIZZA AND A BIG. PEICE. OF ASSSSSS! awesome music plays
Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tell ya da story of fredy pizzeria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chica all day long, With a hudge dong, and den the security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE!
girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS
me strokes dong mmmm ya its fredy fazber pizza with huge dings and blongs and bongs and frogssssss! with scary ♥♥♥♥ animatrons!
Good soldiers follow orders, so i unzipped my pants and pulled her shorts down, then came inside her.
She(24F)slapped me and threw me downstairs and her parents (69F and 420M) put up a case on me
I just followed her(24F) orders, AITA?