wow, the last time i showered was july 29th! woo-wee, i sure am building up a stench!!! my zaza can pack quite the punch! time for my second to last shower of the year before christmas ♡

LOVE! LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE!

HEY I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I BATHED MYSELF APPROXIMATELY TWO HOURS AGO. I AM NOT STINKY!! I SMELL LIKE FLOWERS, VANILLA, AND COCONUT!!

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Post this on the wall of the stinkiest girl you know.
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shoutout to my biggest fan vvv

(for the lack of a popcorn emote)

my oopy goopy discharge

Hold on, why is it sticky?

This is the most cringe I've read this week, please continue.

Oi oi oi, do you really mean that..? *snarls and growls a lil as i grab your chin to turn it towards me* rrrr..... Better watch what you say, kitten, or daddy will be sure to own you.

Yare yare daze, you are such a sussy baka!! Why can't a silly deku such as yourself take the hint already?! *aggressively yet shyly turns away from you, head hung low in embarrassment, blushing red and pouting like a tsundere 😣👉🏾👈* I-I've always had a thing f-for fedora-wearing neckbearded otaku's that are balding and have a receding hairline!!!!!! THERE!! YOU MADE ME SAY IT!!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW??!!! ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ

Ah, g-gomenasai!! >////< I am nothing but a lowly Asian-huzz-loving neckbearded weeb!! I hope this doesn't change things between us, Log-sama . . .

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Hi, Alice :))

Wow, thanks Goku!

Hey, it's me! Goku! Remember to always be thoughtful and considerate , practice self hygiene , and just be yourself , and you're surely win her over!

HOLY ♥♥♥♥ IS THAT GOKU FROM THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED MANGA AND ANIME SERIES ORIGINATING FROM JAPAN-- DRAGON BALL???

Howse... the Peetah is hea..

Joey... the unicorn is here...

Walking underground, underground, underground
Walking underground, underground, underground
I have fallen down in this mountain, I'm down
Walking underground, underground, underground

Hey…
Welcome to… MTT Burgers, what can I get you sir?
Oh, you’re here for a rap? Uh, well I’m not very paid for that…
Y’know I gotta do a 9 to 5
Gotta work my time
Gotta make the burgers, right
And I f[REDACTED]in' hate my job so I smoke a cigarette
Why does this guy keep talkin’ to me?
I just wanna do my job…
Please let me go, I wanna die in hell before-

me when i me when i dream that me i dream i

please give me
...
a whole tray of
...
peas.


thank you.

*indecipherable eating*

can you shut the up

Talk to you again next year!

meow :3

10/10 best dealer i have

^_^

yeah have fun processing that one with your peanut brain!

erm.. what the scallop?

Hey! just answering the question you left on my steam profile. Gonna clean you off the bottom of my shoe for good cause i dont need people who cant remember who I am! have a good life ideot.

so professor, like, its just brute force math huh? Yeah yk like brute force math?? Yeah dude you just brute force the math

Wow professor, you really brute forced the math for that equation right there. That's impressive! You used brute force math! You really had to brute force the math for that problem, professor.

Dude its just brute force math

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My initials are t.b so I feel loved

𝗙𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝟭𝟵𝟲𝟵 𝘁𝗼 𝟭𝟵𝟳𝟯, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗲𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁 𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝗺𝘂𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗿𝘁𝘆-𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝗰𝗿𝗼𝘀𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗧𝗲𝘅𝗮𝘀. 𝗧𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗮𝘆, 𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗮𝗱𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮𝗹𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗵𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆: 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗲𝘅𝗮𝘀 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗮𝘄 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗰𝗿𝗲.

I NEED MORE BOULETS! BIGGER WEPONS! BIGGER WEPONS! + like and share if you need more boulets and bigger wepons

I NEED MORE BOULETS! BIGGER WEPONS! BIGGER WEPONS! + like and share if you need more boulets and bigger wepons

I NEED MORE BOULETS! BIGGER WEPONS! BIGGER WEPONS! + like and share if you need more boulets and bigger wepons

I NEED MORE BOULETS! BIGGER WEPONS! BIGGER WEPONS! + like and share if you need more boulets and bigger wepons

WHAT THE SCALLOP

erm.... WHAT THE SCALLOP?!?!

SHUT IN THE FCVK-

HI ME AM TBONK ME AM HI

WE'RE RICH

love your review on the porn game

Thanks for the V Rising info, it's appreciated! :)

+rep based