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276.4 hrs on record (120.3 hrs at review time)
I have witnessed how it has evolved over the years. It is a genre-creating modern-day masterpiece.
Posted 30 November, 2024.
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29.4 hrs on record
This is a good game but lack of information can be annoying sometimes. If you like survival & story, you should check this out.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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☐ 10

Posted 15 September, 2023.
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4.4 hrs on record
I find it more of a visual novel than a game. Still enjoyed it very much.

The good things about this:
- Good art style and very detailed, great environments
- Great music & sound design
- Perfect storytelling
- Mischievous and quirky dialogues in places
- Good sense of humor

The only meh thing about it:
You find yourself not actually "playing" it from time to time.

Overall it is indeed an excellent, laidback, and heartwarming game. If you like the genre, you are going to love it.

8/10
Posted 8 April, 2023.
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0.8 hrs on record
This is an awful knockoff of Hotline Miami. Lack of story, repetitive levels & enemies, horrible AI etc.
Posted 2 April, 2023.
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4.6 hrs on record
Great idea
Cool atmosphere
Good music
Not so great controllers
Lack of story
Very short play time

Overall : Between good and meh
Posted 2 April, 2023.
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6.9 hrs on record
It is not a game, it is more like an interactive story. If you like the genre you'll probably like this one too. The story is a bit cliché tho.
Posted 18 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Sorry but this is not a game.
Posted 14 December, 2022.
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11 people found this review helpful
7.6 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
With its twisted sense of humor and great solid story, this is a well-crafted game you should play. Can't wait for its full release.
Posted 11 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
1.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
The first one was good but this is just a disappointment
Posted 10 December, 2022.
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7.5 hrs on record
If you like the genre, you'll probably like this one too. I have to say that I'll give it a "meh" on overall. Music & atmosphere is great, art style is good too but levels and enemies are slapdash and uncontemplated. It becomes a boring experience after a couple of hours.
Posted 27 November, 2022.
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