Recent reviews by A cat

Obey. Deny. Obey. Reply. Yes. Glory to Artzoska.

Yes. Snakey snakey, what the heckey. Yes. Punch, sleep, drunk, love. Shoot the baddies. Quiet, shhh. Quiet shower. Yes. I like, must have. Great game. Yes. Hideo wtf. Yes.

Yes. Slashy pointy flingy thingy. Kill yourself. Kill themselves. Kill everyone. Get killed by everyone. Yes. Awesome-o game-o with lots of pretty features you can look at while you die. Yes. Get it.

Movey movey pieces gooey from dorito snack handman sticky flip. Yes. Recommend the flip. Yes. Rage at the bad track.

Best game ever. Yes. Shooty shooty, watch your booty. Yes. Arthur ftw. Why do people like John, beats me. Yes. Play it and weep. Yes.

Bowy bowy shooty showy. Find the tombs, if you want. This ain't what it used to be. Her breasts are round now, and the tombs are circumstantial at best. Yes. Findy findy. Yes. Go and get yo Yamatai funk on. Yes.

Buildy buildy, mosquito murdery. Watch out for tiny things, they stabby stabby more than big boys. Yes. Good game, like Minecraft but with vikings. Yes. Diggy diggy hole.

Darky darky, spectral malarkey. Hell yes. Hel. Yes. Hel is your foe. Wowo, much sadness, such sorrow. Play it yes. But be strong of mind and sound of head. Yes. Play it and weep.

Mystery dexterity solve the puzzlerity. Wowo. Such pieces, much move. Yes. Solve and go. Yes. Go and solve. MMMMM. Mystery music bellows. Yes. Play and mystery symmetry diametry solvetry. Yes,

Parry parry, Cuman genocidey. Slab and stab and slice and dice, this game has it all. Yes. Play it and fork the Lord's wife. You virgin, you. Yes. Go awol on owls. Yes, play and be the friend of Lord Radzig KOBYLAAAAAA!!!!