This guy is secretly a commie, buy rights to the Swine photo immediately, or else you might get some randomly donated lewd 18+ anime stickers to your home.

Listen, I don’t know what’s taking so long, but you need to acquire the rights to the fat pig photo immediately. This isn’t up for debate. I don’t care what obstacles you think are in the way—figure it out. This is a matter of absolute importance, and the fact that it hasn’t been handled yet is beyond unacceptable. Get it done. Now.

19 years of steam service? In the span of those 19 years have you ever touched a women?

Get the f***ing rights to that fat pig photo now! Time's running out, dumbgrass.

It is of utmost importance that we expeditiously acquire the exclusive rights to the captivating and coveted photograph featuring the rotund swine, as the temporal window of opportunity for its procurement is rapidly dwindling, and failure to secure said rights expeditiously may result in irreparable harm to our esteemed organization's reputation, financial standing, and overall market positioning.

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