Why can't I find better hentai games to beat my meat to on Steam?

In all honesty, the answer is probably not a huge mystery. There just aren't many high-quality hentai games out there. Maybe it's because of Steam's policy on adult content (or lack thereof) that we can't find anything good. Maybe it's because there aren't really any quality adult games in general on Steam, because Valve doesn't have any standards at all. Maybe it's the hentai games themselves that have no ambition, that are made by companies who don't care, that are only there for the money.

And, of course, maybe it's our own expectations. I can't tell you how many adult games that were released between the ages of 2009 to 2011 have been pretty awful, and this problem probably still exists in 2015.

But there are a few exceptions. And I thought it'd be worthwhile to list a few of those exceptions, in the hope that maybe Steam will have another change of heart and start allowing developers to publish their adult games. Or even just publish some of the adult games they already have, if they aren't getting in trouble with Valve.

Bust a Groove (2012)

Bust a Groove is another game that's been criticized in the past, because of how it has "uncomfortable" art. But it's also a game that you can pick up, enjoy, play through to the end, and walk away with no issues.

And it's just a fun game. There are no big political themes, there's no "pointless plot", there's no bad dialogue. It's just about a guy who can't get any dates, so he starts going to some nightclubs, and... well, you can guess what happens.

And yet, some people complain that it's too easy. I have no idea why. You have to be very good at the game to get all the achievements, and the majority of the achievements are pretty much self-explanatory, so it's really easy to get them, even if you only ever get a few of the achievements. So you can't say that Bust a Groove is too easy, it's just a fun game with simple mechanics.

Fetish Fantasy 6 (2014)

Fetish Fantasy 6 is not a very well-known game. Maybe it's because it's not on Steam, or maybe it's because it's a mobile game. But it does try to do something a bit different with the typical "point A to point B" gameplay, and that's why it's a bit of an exception in the adult game world.

In Fetish Fantasy 6, your girlfriend has a magic spell, and you can tell her to "attack", or to "protect" her, so you have to defend her from certain "curse" enemies, so that you can get through the game. But you can't really attack her herself, you can only use her magic. So instead, you can only use her magic to fight the enemies that can damage her, but her power is limited.

You can do some things to make her more powerful. If you give her enough power, she can also create more enemies to fight for you. And if you do that enough, the game starts to slow down, and there's a bonus if you fight enough enemies.

Now you might think that this game is pointless, because it's basically "point A to point B", and you can only kill some enemies for your girlfriend. But the game also tries to be like a traditional story. You have three "curses", and you get to control the action, but you also have to make choices. And not only that, but you can make choices that affect the game. Some of these choices make the enemies do more damage, and you can also be more powerful or use more powerful magic spells. But you also get different endings to the story, and sometimes you get more of a sexual ending, depending on your choices. And as a bonus, you can also make choices that you can see that affect the girl.

You can also look at all the fetishes in the game and click them, which gives you a different ending.

And yeah, this game is definitely a different kind of game. But it's not as bad as some people thought it was, and you can indeed play through the entire game and walk away with no issues.

Doll Face: Fashion Collection (2013)

And then there's Doll Face: Fashion Collection. Again, it's not a very well-known game. People don't seem to like it because of the artwork, and some people claim that it's bad because it's very "cheesy".

But Doll Face: Fashion Collection is actually a fun game, and you have to pick up outfits for your little girl (called Anna, because of that she's called Anna Doll Face, and she has the same hair as in the doll face art), and then you can create different combinations of outfits.

You also have to buy the hair, nails, and accessories to create the most "sexy" combinations. You can also buy different outfits to create your own unique character, and you can also change her hair style and nail polish, so it's really easy to personalize your little Anna doll.

This game does have some issues, but they aren't really game-breaking. You can get the achievement for collecting all the outfits, but the game does start to repeat a lot of things as you progress. And at times, the game is just really slow, which is a shame, as it really hinders the enjoyment. But it is a nice game, with a fun concept, and it's also a game you can pick up, play through to the end, and walk away with no issues.

Butt Bongo (2014)

Now there are actually more than a few games out there that you can download to play on your computer, like The Minigame Collection, or Game Jolt.

But Butt Bongo is probably one of the more unusual ones. At first, it seems like it's just a normal point-and-click game. You have to go through a few dungeons to save your girlfriend (called Bo), but once you get to the next dungeon, the girls just go through the same thing.

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