Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
I don't know.
Well, uh, rumor around town says you might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore!
Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore.
What ya gonna do down there?
Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard T-shirts
Don't forget your Motley Crüe T-shirt!
You know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer outta jail.
Uh-huh...
Can't wait to go down, hey, uh, were ya gonna check out the sand bar while you're down there?
Uh, what's the Sand Bar?
Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink!
Ah, cool.
Yeah, hey, guess who's gonna be there?
Uh, who?
My favorite cover band, Crystal ♥♥♥♥!
Wow...
Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:

Love me two times, baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times, girl
'Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times, baby
Once for tomorrow
Once cause I got AIDS

Uh, pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there.
I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us into court!
Uh, what's the court?
Never mind that, the important thing here (you mean the People's Court!)
The- no, that's another story.
(The important thing here is that we get to the part where you ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.)
Oh, how you gettin' down to the shore?
Funny you should ask, I've got a car now!
Ah wow, how'd ya get a car?
Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas.
You're kidding!
I must be, the Bahamas are islands- (okay, the important thing here is that, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is.)
Uh, uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
I've got a bitc​hin' Camaro !