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0.2 hrs on record
Right now, it's almost unplayable. Every time you swing, your character moves forward. It's not ACTUAL full trackpad locomotion, but more like whenever it feels like, it scoots you a certain distance in the direction you press. Enemies die by just sticking your sword out and shaking it, and the positioning of your arms, holy crap. Your arms feel like they're seven feet long. It's just a hot mess, this game. Hopefully they'll fix it, because the graphics look incredible!
Posted 13 April, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.0 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
As early access as this is, it's a solid multiplayer shoot-em-up with enough game modes currently to make it worth while. I only hope more people play this fantastic title! Defineitely recommend!
Posted 11 November, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
15.2 hrs on record (13.6 hrs at review time)
I was one of the last of my friends to support and defend this game, and now even I despise it. It's absolute garbage, with 18 quintillion planets to do absolutely nothing on. Graphics are horrible, the developers lied about multi-player, FOV is downright laughable, combat is a snooze fest, I could go on. I'm EXTREMELY upset as I pre-ordered this the second it was available and was giddy with excitement until release. Boy what a waste of time that was.
Posted 27 August, 2016.
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33.6 hrs on record (20.9 hrs at review time)
If you are a Lord of the Rings fan, you'll INSTANTLY fall in love with this game. If you aren't a fan, you'll probably instantly fall in love with this game anyways.
Posted 30 September, 2014.
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0.4 hrs on record
It's pure ♥♥♥♥, plain and simple. The controls are ♥♥♥♥, no joystick control, and NOBODY plays it. There must have been four people TOTAL out of all the servers that were available. Save yourself the money and literally flush it down the toilet, that'd be more entertaining than this piece of french-made ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Posted 17 September, 2014.
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