omnislime
i slammed my penis in the car door
West New York, New Jersey, United States
:steamhappy: <- this is me
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I’m a New Yorker
I am a New Yorker. I wake up at 5am every day of the week in my 50 square foot run down apartment in Harlem where the rent is $9,695,748 per week. When I wake up I see 5 rats on the side of my uncovered kid mattress stealing pizza from my fridge. I disregard my crappy living conditions and start heading for work. Not even 5:10 in the morning and the traffic is as congested as the nose of a protestor enduring tear gas. There are more cars on the road than bills to pay. I squeeze my way to work through constant honking and finally get to my hellish office job in downtown Manhatten at 8pm. I sit in a little cubicle (the one with the pillar) while my boss screams racial slurs at incoming customers. I have to cope with this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, as I was for 23 years in this job with $5 an hour pay and no promotions. After getting home at 6am, I time travel with my yankee hat to 5am as that is the time I wake up. Such is the life of an average New York City resident.
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flanfrickz 26 Oct @ 6:09pm 
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life. TIC TOC
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Send this to 10 of your friends and win an iPod Touch!
newborn child in wet paper bag 7 Oct @ 7:49pm 
omn islip
Erin In Soup 14 Sep @ 1:08am 
The name is Omnislime because they're omniscient on the battlefield - and if you try and disrespect them, they'll slime you out, you heard? They main Heavy and my respect for them is heavier. Look they'll freaking kill you dude. Pyros? They fear. Soldiers? They tremble. Scouts? They're dead before they take the second jump. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire their minigun for twelve seconds - but that's nothing compared to what Omnislime makes in a single day with just their aura alone. You wouldn't understand, because it's not understandable, so just walk away while you still can and - oop, you're already dead.
DFR substance 12 Sep @ 2:12pm 
hoping that you win that iPod Touch
vinny6 12 Sep @ 7:00am 
bro from west new york nj :steamsad: