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Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 12:03pm

OG

They accept you as you are.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 11:42am

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 11:55am

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 4:35pm

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 7:39am

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 7:56am

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 8:16am

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 5:16pm

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 10:44am

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 11:23am

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 11:22am

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 11:51am

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 12:12pm

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 10:46am

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 5:14pm

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 5:51pm



La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.