Played like a complete circus act all game—slipping, fumbling, yapping nonstop.
Curiosity got the best of me, checked the profile...
Lo and behold: full-blown digital fursona.
Color me shocked—the clown shoes were just part of the costume.

Hey I saw the your comment on my page and thought it was really cute. So I decided to do a bit of research and found you on tinder, you look really hot and I nearly wet myself just by looking. But I can't help but notice that you are a girl and so am I. You probably saw my profile picture which is actually my brother. If you want, we could join a 3-some cos I am really into that kinda things. I am free any night but if you are not into that kind of stuff I am really sorry for making this so AWKWARD!. KAWAII. By the way I love your csgo skins and reckon you are really cool. If you got any free time lets talk on skype and BTW I added you on tinder. My skype is GO_GIRL123 and by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ account is SUPERSWOTTY. So free any time to come by any time and we could have a chat over a cup of coffee. We could eat Milkshakes and drink Sushi. KAWAII. I KNOW RIGHT! you are so cool and just wanted to tell you!

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