Greetings, citizen! You have entered the lair of Dr. Robertnik... so uh, good for you, I suppose.

I'm just your friendly neighborhood Spiderman/software engineer/programmer/computer scientist/other fancy words that basically mean I work with computers for a living. I'm also an avid gamer when I get the opportunity to play anything, although if you catch me playing anything other than a platformer, be prepared for a lot of embarassing yet hilarious fails on my end. I'd never profess to be good at gaming nowadays, but I enjoy being stupid and trying dumb things everyone is is too sane to do, so if you're into that sort of thing, feel free to join me in my rediculous and quirky antics should you feel so inclined.

Welp, I think that's all you really need to know about me as far as Steam is concerned, so I'll let you be on your way now. Farewell, citizen! *runs away making weird arm-flailing motions and whooping noises*