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Why then, ’tis time to do ’t. Hell is murky. Fie, my
lord, fie, a soldier and afeard? What need we fear
who knows it, when none can call our power to
account? Yet who would have thought the old man
to have had so much blood in him?
December 31st 2022 - You sat in your chair furiously masturbating your ♥♥♥♥ desperate to release gallons of sperm but you resisted the urge and kept edging for 5 minutes carefully watching the clock on your PC. You waited in anticipation until finally it was 2022. you ejaculated releasing loads and loads of gooey white ♥♥♥ everywhere, you moaned with satisfaction, proud of your achievement.
You had just become the first person to ♥♥♥ in 2023. You looked over your ♥♥♥ filled desk and chair with pride.
So all of you can go cry, because none of you will be able to claim Ols' title of first person to ♥♥♥ in 2023. While you subhuman mere mortals are setting of fireworks at midnight,he was blasting a massive explosion of ♥♥♥ everywhere. Oh yes, he is now superior to everyone on the planet, bow down to him, the ♥♥♥ lord of 2023. (Dasnake is the leaker)