Recent reviews by oloof

Always wanted to be an Air Force pilot but my own dark passenger smothered that dream. They say I'm disqualified for being "disturbed" and "mentally ill" when I explained my medical history in child development therapy. I thought there was no way I'd sneak myself into the skies in a shiny fighter jet. Then I hear on the news how Joe Bidon't Do Good stopped sending support to Ukraine and that they're desperate for help. I messaged one of them Ukrainians on Telegram and they told me I'd be accepted into their ranks and to use the F-16 and MIG-29 in the simulator battle mode on War Thunder as practice. I sprinkled in some Top Gun Maverick on repeat and I feel like a real steel pilot, just hoping my tickets come soon because I don't think I can stomach that many more shifts at GameStop.

Fun when you're high/drunk

I used to focus a magnifying glass on ants, after years of child development therapists' nonsense I made them believe I had stopped that behavior (along with a few more involving small animals). However, I had merely discovered this game and now dispose of those urges on these colonists. I enjoy naming them after people who have wronged me, with my favorite being that of a child development therapist named Claudia.

Edit: During one dark evening I happened upon Claudia's Facebook, I was checking up on various highschool cheerleaders, and I discovered Claudia had a son. I am happy to say that Jonathan has joined her in my colonies in RimWorld and will suffer the same anguish her mother goes through. I apologize young one for you do not know why your sentence is so harsh but your bloodlines crimes against me are too ruthless.

LOGS OF WOOD

every second on this game i regret