Hello, would you add me as a friend for my farm. I need friends for my farm. Without friends for my farm, my farm can't grow. Please help me.

Dear Professah,
It’s been 265 days of no floor sandwiches. Manuela has shriveled into a skeleton of her former self. She only communicates by saying “men,” like she’s a Pokémon and her name is Men. I’ve started calling her Menuela, and so far she’s either not noticed or is so malnourished that she doesn’t care. I have a secret stash I’ve been snacking, but today is my last one. I’ll have to start finding floor ingredients, or else we may not survive. Sothis guide us.

Wow Professah, I don't think we're in Garreg Mach anymore. There are no floor sandwiches anywhere!