+rep this guy has a brain

Are you starting political ♥♥♥♥?

Anyone else periodically getting death threats left on their game reviews?

Merry Christmas Chunk Norris. Another year of Red-Tape Recorder spam.

the stages of debating a liberal online:

1st: It's not happening. It's a hoax, you're a conspiracy theorist.
2nd stage: It's happening but only a little bit.
3rd: stage Its happening and it's actually a good thing.
4th stage is: Yes, it's happening and you're probably a racist if you don't support it.

😂2. When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on. He turns the dark off.
3. Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
4. Chuck Norris once got bit by a cobra. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
5. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
6. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
7. When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
8. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
9. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
10. Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry.
11. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
12. Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
13. Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
14. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up; he’s pushing the Earth down.