Yes, I am a nerd
Bookworm, I'm studious
From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus
Back in Kindergarten
I aced my college entrance exam
Now, I'm no rocket scientist -
Oh wait, I am
When I pour my Alpha-bits
I get nothing but straight A's
My retainer and headgear connect
To a back brace
I've got a pocket-protector protector protector
I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape 'em together
Run back to Reddit
And type stuff no one will see
You're a geek
That means you're just a hipster wannabe
Sure, grooming's not my thing
But I don't care
I look so good in chain-mail
That it's not Renaissance Faire
Ooo, you beat Angry Birds
You're not a gamer 'cause you battle your friends with words
You click on cute icons
I execute commands
Do you really need a "genius" to teach you Garage Band?
You need 16 gigs of RAM to watch a Steve Jobs Doc?!
I keep an actual ram in my PC! His name is Spock
I'm fluent in C++
[Std - cout << "You just suck! \n"; \:]
Can your iPhone auto-correct your dumb haircut?
I just haven't met a woman of a high enough caliber
The only dates you have are on your Google Calendar
Did I mention I built a dancing robot?
*Robot* No one gives a Shatner about your skinny jeans
Do you even know what URL means?
You are a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain!