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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 1:17pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:46am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:47am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 6:54pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:45am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:46am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:47am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 10:10am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 8:58am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:45am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 1:08pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:44pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:22pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:59pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:45am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:32am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:30pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 10:01am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 10:12am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 1:31pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 9:54am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 10:42pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:50pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:54am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 9:32am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 11:08am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 11:37am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 9:54am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 11:48am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 2:46pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:47pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:47pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 12:06pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:57am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:47pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:47pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:22pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+6

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked