w ak point disarray

+rep insane player.

just needs to work on his communication, teamplay, pistols, positioning, rifles, coordination, AWP, utility, clutching, confidence, aiming, economy management, movement and entries.

-rep +weight bro is fat as ♥♥♥♥

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.

All your houses are bugged you dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Everyone right now should be scouring the internet to find someone to come over and do a thorough examination. I thought I was safe jerking off on my living room couch while watching porn until I got an email from Mike Pence offering me a job as his personal chef so I can "serve him up a big plate of that hot ♥♥♥♥"- HIS WORDS. I dunno what that guy's deal is but he must have sent my info to his buddies because now I've got Mitch McConnell, Lindsay Graham, and Rick Santorum crowding up my inbox asking if I can come over to stuff them like a Russian ballot box.
Anyway Im pretty sure my Xbox kinect has been spying on me so I put a piece of tape over the camera and now I keep getting text messages from the Catholic Church telling me to remove the tape. I had no idea so many people are trying to watch me whack off in the privacy of my own home! I found a camera in my shower and when I threw it out Kevin Spacey hurled a brick through my window.

@tedcruz The jizz it took to create you was a curse upon the Gods, who all poisoned themselves when they realized what they had allowed.