you measure your babies in pounds, i measure my babies in calories, we are not the same

IF U WERE FLATENNED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N THE FOREST CUTTIN & SETTIN FIRE ALL AROUND DA DAT THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE LUMBERJACKS
WE JACK TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this CHAINSAW to everyone u care about including me if you care. C how many times u get dis, if you get WOOD your A TRUE LUMBERJACK

+rep Astolfo you have a crippling gambling addiction, seek help immediately

honey you left your diaper cream on my nightstand last night