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Talent does what it can, genius what it must.
I do what I get paid to do.
😯
To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
😴
Excuse me, but didn't I tell you there's NO HOPE for the survival of
OFFSET PRINTING?
😪
Karlson's Theorem of Snack Food Packages:
For all P, where P is a package of snack food, P is a SINGLE-SERVING
package of snack food.
Gibson the Cat's Corrolary:
For all L, where L is a package of lunch meat, L is Gibson's package
of lunch meat.
😗
Is it NOUVELLE CUISINE when 3 olives are struggling with a scallop in a
plate of SAUCE MORNAY?
😙
Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to school.
😍
Help me, I'm a prisoner in a Fortune cookie file!
🤓
It's a poor workman who blames his tools.
🙁
[He] took me into his library and showed me his books, of which he had
a complete set.
-- Ring Lardner
🙄