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According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.


Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Ooming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.


Looking sharp.


Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited.


Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.


A perfect report card, all B's.


Very proud.


Ma! I got a thing going here.


- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!


- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!


Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!


- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.


- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.


Never thought I'd make it.


Three days grade school,
three days high school.


Those were awkward.


Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.


You did come back different.


- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.


- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.


- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.


Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.


Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.


I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.


I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.


That's why we don't need vacations.


Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.


- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!


- Bee-men.
- Amen!


Hallelujah!


Students, faculty, distinguished bees,


please welcome Dean Buzzwell.


Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...


...9:15.


That concludes our ceremonies.


And begins your career
at Honex Industries!


Will we pick ourjob today?


I heard it's just orientation.


Heads up! Here we go.


Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.


- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.


Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco


and a part of the Hexagon Group.


This is it!


Wow.


Wow.


We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life


to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.


Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.


Our top-secret formula


is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured


into this soothing sweet syrup


with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...


Honey!


- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!


- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.


- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive


to improve every aspect
of bee existence.


These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.


- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.


Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.


- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey


that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.


Oan anyone work on the Krelman?


Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know


that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.


But choose carefully


because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.


The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.


What's the difference?


You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off


in 27 million years.


So you'll just work us to death?


We'll sure try.


Wow! That blew my mind!


"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?


One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.


I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.


But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?


Why would you question anything?
We're bees.


We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.


You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?


Like what? Give me one example.


I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.


Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.


Wait a second. Oheck it out.


- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.


I've never seen them this close.


They know what it's like
outside the hive.


Yeah, but some don't come back.


- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!


You guys did great!


You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!


- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.


Their day's not planned.


Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.


You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.


Right.


Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.


It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.


Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.


Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?


Distant. Distant.


Look at these two.


- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.


It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.


Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!


He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!


- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.


What were you doing during this?


Trying to alert the authorities.


I can autograph that.


A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?


Yeah. Gusty.


We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.


- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!


A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.


- Maybe I am.
- You are not!


We're going 0900 at J-Gate.


What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?


I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.


Hey, Honex!


Dad, you surprised me.


You decide what you're interested in?


- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.


Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?


Son, let me tell you about stirring.


You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.


You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.


You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,


maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.


You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?


That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.


Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!


- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.


You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!


- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!


Wait till you see the sticks I have.


I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!


Let's open some honey and celebrate!


Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.


Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!


I'm so proud.


- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day.


Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.


Yeah, right.


Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...


- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!


One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.


- What'd you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!


Wow!


Oouple of newbies?


Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!


Make your choice.


- You want to go first?
- No, you go.


Oh, my. What's available?


Restroom attendant's open,
not for the reason you think.


- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
- Sure, you're on.


I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.


Wax monkey's always open.


The Krelman opened up again.


What happened?


A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
He's dead. Another dead one.


Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.


Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. That's life!


Oh, this is so hard!


Heating, cooling

Pros:
+ wake me up inside
+ (cant wake up)
+ wake me up inside
+ (saaave me)

Cons:
- Call my name and save me from the dark

> Be me
> Be on boss level
> Be 1 hit away from victory
> See yellow box
> Get too close to yellow box
> David too slow to accelerate
> Be touching the yellow box
> Be dead
> Yell so loud, the whole neighborhood wakes up
> Repeat
> Be lucky to win over boss
> Be happy
> Realize you are not even half way through the game

> ...

This is my favourite game. It combines the advanced weapon teqniques of Call of Mountain: Dew, and an in-depth crafting system as from Rust.

Currently, I have been competing in a The Slaughtering Grounds eSport, and we have won a lot of our matches.

The game also has weapon customization, and a rich User Interface, with a lot of high quality video and sound settings. You can spend many hours, going through all the settings, to customize your game to the full.

I hope you are going to enjoy this game as much as I did, because I do know that I enjoyed it!

is okay

Walking Simulator 2020.

8/8, would adventure past a dangerous road-crossing bridge, hanging over lava, surrounded by dragons :)

Well, there are various reasons to buy this game, including the ENOURMOUS amount of ways to mod the game. It has even more mods than you can imagine, especially on the infamous modding site "Skyrim Nexus". It's also VERY user friendly for non-programmer modders, as Bathesda recently created the golden "Creation Kit". It servers many of your needs, as it's very easy to use, i didn't even need tutorials :D. You just load skyrims props into the mod creator, and then you browse through them, maybe find a sound you want to change, then you just click choose file, and BAM, you have your own mod. There is also a level editor included, so you can build and edit the terrain, or enteriors of the map. You actually also can make new maps, quests, puzzles and everything your heart desires, by just pressing some buttons.


Well, what is even more amazing about this game is the storyline, and the amount of time you put into this game, if you are like me, and want to get all the best loot and treasures. I havent even finished this game, as the sidequests and dungeons are somewhat unique. Remember, that there is over 500 dungeons, and even more quests, so it's absolutely fine that Bathesda couldn't make them all unique.


If you are that kind of RPG guy, who likes to roleplay and such, there is also a posibility for that. For some extra money, you can buy a DLC (*Ahem* Hearthfire *Ahem*), which allows you to build houses, get married, and adopt some seriously annoying kids at an orphanage, where you get to assault their "orphanage mother". Well, if you buy this DLC, i have heard that you can only build houses by some specific blueprints, but you get to put some variations.
You can though create your own player house mod with the Creation Kit, and make your dream house. Or you can download one of the 1000 player house mods out there, just ready for downloading.


Another very good topic in a review is the graphics, looks and feel. As you might notice, there is one DLC you can get for free, which is a HD texture overhaul, made by Bethesda. With that pack, the great graphics and look of this game is very much improved. There is many mods out there which does the same in each of theirs unique way, but this one has visible changes, and doesn't actually take your framerate that much down in a pit. I only have 4 GB of RAM, and that might be the reason my game crashed constantly with that DLC activated.
So, actually, the vanilla looks is also very good, but some places they might be stretched too far, but that is no problem for the modding community to fix either! You can only see the slightly bad vanilla texture quility if you look up close.
So, last thing in this topic is the feel, which they have made an incredibly good job with. The quality of the astetics and structures is very good, i actually feel that this could be the viking period. Sometimes i prefeer just to walk through the landscape, and admire everything i can see.


Last thing i want to cover is the community, a serious topic for the games rating.
I think it is a very positive community. People at the most frequently used modding site (Skyrim Nexus) is very nice, and i don't see many of the stupid people on there. I don't use the Workshop that often, but people on there is also very nice. Some of the might be haters, but hey, the modders in the community is actually powerful people, and can just tell people to shut up, and then people come and back the modder. Overall, the community is very very good, not only on the surface.


Overall, i would suggest you to at least try this game, as it's worth all the money. If you feel that the game might get very repetitive, you might have gotten to that part of the game, where you can either choose to finish the game, or experience with mods, or even by making mods. One thing i would suggest, is to put your mods on the Skyrim Nexus or the Workshop, as that's where they will be seen the most by a good community.


GL HF!

Touching story bout a dedmau5 whu hate dis cat. Cat has revieve powar.

PROS:
+ Dank graph!ics EU 2019
+ Darude - Sandstorm in bakgrund
+ Osamas children is zere
+ #BestPhysics
+ Laik Skyrim, but weth rats 'n' catz
+ 360 noscopin mauz
+ Shrek wunt die
+ 100% controllah suppurt
+ 10 layar antihax implementation, weth VACation function
+ Best mouze AI
+ Supar surraund saund
+ Uvar 9000 hour gam'play
+ Mod suppart
+ Requires onli 6 GHz processor, wit' 64 GB RAM
+ Amaze Oculus Rift 3D graphics

CONS
- No Farmin' Sim included in dragonborn DLC fo' dis gam'
- Mountain Dew not support


9/11, would suicide again.

This game is very limited, and has a pretty bad level editor.

I do like voxel games, also the 8bit games, combined with FPS, it SHOULD be a good game, but guess what? Nope.
There is a lot of good things about this game. There is a fine level editor, but you are limited to the default "prebuilded models". The color picker is also VERY limited, as you can paint with colors not on the color picker, but you can't pick the colors. You might be confused what i mean xD. I mean, there is a paint tool, which can paint with noise (random variations of a color). So that means, that you can paint colors, that isn't on the color picker.
But if you see by that, the editor is actually pretty fine.

Now to the game mechanics. You can start with different classes, like TF2. Each class has some weapons you need to chose for preference. The sniper is the only i really used, and he is very over powered, if he is in the other side of the map. The enemies can just pull down a castle of stuff, if they use a lot of bombs and breaks stuff. Well, gravity in this game is fine ;).
So, when you have played a match in all the gamemodes, and tried all clases, you are pretty much bored... Your only chance of playing the rest of this game is making maps in the level editor. And since there is very few player hosted servers, your maps will be more or less useless.
I also need to mention, that there are no tactics at all, you just run around and YOLO all the time. The only tactic could be to take down the enemies base and stuff, since players actually can build while the match is live. And therefor, there is no variation, it's like TF2, but without trades and stuff, so nothing to go for or do while bored. There is also no updates at all... Just the same game over and over, day after day...

Now to the community: 8 years old kids... Basically. I have stopped playing this game for various reasons mentioned above, but the community is very boring. I got a friend because i joined one of the 3 online map editor servers hosted by players. He were 10 i think, from GB. So be prepared for a very VERY boring community.

So, the conclusion of this game, is that it's a downvote. It's not a special game at all. It was ruined by Jagex, who bought the game from some people who actually managed to get the game on the charts.

Holy mother of god!
I were about to get a seizure, because of the intensity of this game!
11/10 would play again!