⚔️ *Part-time Mercenary, Full-time Badass* ⚔️
🕶️ *Level 33 | Breaking the Fourth Wall since June 7, 2014*
🕹️ *Special Skills: Chimichanga eating, sarcastic commentary, and relentless respawning*

"If life's a video game, I'm that cheat code you need for unlimited fun."

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