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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2016 @ 5:24am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 3:33pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2020 @ 8:00am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 6:19pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 3 May, 2019 @ 2:52pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2017 @ 2:43pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2017 @ 3:11pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2016 @ 4:44pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 5 May, 2019 @ 4:05pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2017 @ 10:10am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2017 @ 9:54am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 6:48pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 7:46pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 8:06am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 3:33pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 7:12am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2017 @ 7:10am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2017 @ 2:43pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 3:18pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2016 @ 2:29am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 7:05am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2019 @ 7:24am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2018 @ 12:38pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2018 @ 8:24pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2017 @ 3:04pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 5 May, 2019 @ 4:27pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2017 @ 6:58am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2020 @ 10:10am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2020 @ 5:57pm

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 10:57am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 14 May, 2019 @ 4:11pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 4 May, 2019 @ 8:53am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2019 @ 11:26am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2019 @ 2:29pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 5:35am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 11:28am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!