My name is Phoenix Wright, I'm a semi-decent lawyer
With the help of magic stones and my hot/dead employer
So court is now in session, Judge Santa Claus presiding
If a witness has a secret, I will find out what they're hiding
Pressing and presenting, I will find a resolution,
Fighting liars on the stand (and the kinky prosecution)
My client isn't guilty, which I'll prove with my defense,
So now all I have to do is choose the perfect evidence,
Here we go!
*OBJECTION* (Nope)
*OBJECTION* (Nope)
*OBJECTION* (Nope)
Guilty!

*OBJECTION* (Nope)
*OBJECTION* (Nope)
*TAKE THAT!*
Not guilty

... obviously.

X2 Combo

Known this mans for like 8 years now. I'mma go to your funeral, T.

My name is Phoenix Wright, I'm a semi-decent lawyer
With the help of magic stones and my hot/dead employer
So court is now in session, Judge Santa Claus presiding
If a witness has a secret, I will find out what they're hiding
Pressing and presenting, I will find a resolution,
Fighting liars on the stand (and the kinky prosecution)
My client isn't guilty, which I'll prove with my defense,
So now all I have to do is choose the perfect evidence,
Here we go!
*OBJECTION* (Nope)
*OBJECTION* (Nope)
*OBJECTION* (Nope)
Guilty!

*OBJECTION* (Nope)
*OBJECTION* (Nope)
*TAKE THAT!*
Not guilty

... obviously.

*neigh* sup *hoofbump*

Woah you jacked my swag