"Of all the idiots... in all the idiot villages... in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone, my friend"

We need to make ambidextrous shoes for people who are left-footed.

"Maybe if your head had more angles than 3" - Tom (to Nick)

"EY I'M WALKING 'ERE!" - Evan making fun of guy's boston accent
"EY SHUT THE F*** UP!!" - Guy's response

"Why is xp the important thing? What, going afk next to the creeps for 20 minutes isn't criteria?" - Evan on abandoning in Dota
"I'm gonna get a BKB and call it a D-A-Y" - Tom
"that peru stack just destroyed those pathetic white kids" - Simon Bolivar's Ghost

"why the ♥♥♥♥ do you pick leshrac mid"
"that's the classic aspie nerd theorycrafter thing to do" - Simon Bolivar's Ghost

"What - I'm just back to being dead for 40 seconds..?" -Tom

"He's waiting in base strategically planning out his next move"
"He's looking down at his dirt floors and he's like 'PERFECT'" - Karl

"...I was watching you blink" -Austin C (Pretending to understand Dota)
"EZ_GAMING.JPEG" -Willie
"Welcome to Rekt Town. Population: You." -Karl
"I'm not mad, I just want you to k*** yourself" -Karl (to Nathan)
"Me and your mom love you very much" -Karl

"You haven't seen a ** since birth."
"Yeah, since your birth." -Karl's Response

Monday, April 16th 2012