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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 3:52am

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 24 May, 2020 @ 11:35am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2017 @ 10:41pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 10:25am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 26 May, 2020 @ 12:34pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 4:00am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 25 May, 2020 @ 11:30am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 10:17am

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 8:57am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 3:57am

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked 24 May, 2020 @ 11:56am

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2017 @ 4:33am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 11:57pm

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 8:50am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 1:23pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 9:12am

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 9:12am

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 12:26pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 12:30am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 12:21pm

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2018 @ 11:41am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 11:57pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 9:31am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2015 @ 11:04am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2015 @ 10:03am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 10:04am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 12:27am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2014 @ 4:36am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2014 @ 4:31am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 12:11pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 4:18am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 4:27am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 11 May, 2018 @ 12:47am

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.
Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 12:36pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2014 @ 4:36am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2015 @ 10:03am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2015 @ 1:14am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2015 @ 1:16am

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2015 @ 1:16am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2015 @ 11:06am

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 10:53am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 4:13am

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 25 May, 2020 @ 11:32am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 9:28am

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 25 May, 2020 @ 11:36am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 9:35am

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 28 May, 2020 @ 10:40am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 9:41am

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2018 @ 12:17pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 9:50am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 10:02am

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2017 @ 10:47am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 10:16am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 10:23am

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2014 @ 4:30am

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2015 @ 1:25am

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2015 @ 11:04am

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2015 @ 11:04am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2015 @ 1:16am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 4:08am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 25 May, 2020 @ 11:31am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 10:02am

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
Unlocked 20 May, 2016 @ 2:40pm

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2015 @ 10:29am

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 9:52am

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2016 @ 8:47am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2016 @ 8:45am

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 10:30am



Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Go For The Optics!

Perform

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.