I used to do yoga, but whenever I tried to do really complex stuff, my massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ would burst from my pants, since I suffer from a debilitating condition that causes my already gigantic ♥♥♥♥ to grow whenever I win an internet argument. Your suggestion of yoga has actually had the opposite effect, since now it's even bigger! How can I practice your recommended yoga if you lose an internet argument for me and keep making the problem of my Jurassic Park-tier ♥♥♥♥ even worse?
I know there's no way you could've known, but next time please be more considerate and pose a better argument? Thanks