Recent reviews by Sampo

I will never recover from this game

Zootopia 2 looks good

started by exploring the facility and learning to play the game, 10 minutes later, i find myself screaming "TELEPORT ME" repeatedly while running from an aggro lootbug and a bracken in pitch black darkness while trying to avoid landmines on the ground. 10/10

Best things about this game:
- You can surpass the speed of light and take no fall damage using a 3d printed sled
- Wake up in the middle of the night to a big red man grunting next to your tent
- You can become a full time cannibal
- You can have a 3 armed 3 legged wife
- Kelvin
10/10

Killed a cannibal using his friend's arm then cooked and ate both of them and hung their skulls inside my house as decoration 10/10

fighting for my life in the caves in winter, peaceful farming in summer.

requires big brain

i thought a ghost was my teammate so i yelled at him and it proceeded to brutally murder me 10/10

great

ROCC