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by Umochka
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Eggnog is a traditional holiday drink invented by the English. Many
people wonder where the word "eggnog" comes from. The first syllable
comes from the English word "egg", meaning "egg". I don't know where
the "nog" comes from.
To make eggnog, you'll need rum, whiskey, wine gin and, if they are in
season, eggs...
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Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?
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You need no longer worry about the future. This time tomorrow you'll be dead.
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Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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One planet is all you get.
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One good turn usually gets most of the blanket.
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Monotheism is a gift from the gods.
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Graduate life: It's not just a job. It's an indenture.
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Всегда он выебет вас в рот, ведь он не читер, он - задрот
Он будет хакеров ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, всегда, везде, снова, опять.
Он лучше скажет вам: "Пока!". Чем промахнется из "АК"а
Всегда везде, ночью и днем по вам пройдется он огнем.
Торнадо, смерч, армагеддон! Умри, заносчивый гандон!
Включишь ВХ?.. Аим?.. ОК ДА... Тебя он выебет всегда
И независимо от звезд, он почитатель женских пезд.
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