⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠋⣁⣀⡠⡀⠄⠉⠙⠛⠿⢿⣿⣿⡿⠙⠁⠄⠄⣠ ⠄⠈⠛⠛⡿⠛⠛⠉⠄⠄⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣄⢀⡀⣀⠈⠥⣤⢀⠄⠄⣼⣿ ⣄⠄⠄⠄⣇⣀⣤⣤⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣅⠄⢈⡬⢠⣾⣿⠟ ⣿⣷⡄⠰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣧⡘⠃⠘⣿⣟⠄ ⣉⠻⠃⠈⠟⠉⠁⣤⡙⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⡟⠁⣴⠂⠄⠄⠈⣿⣷⡄⠄⠈⢓⣛ ⣿⣤⣤⠸⡆⠄⠄⠈⣳⣾⣿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣷⣤⣯⠄⠄⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⠄⠐⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡇⠨⣀⣀⣴⣿⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣴⡆⢹⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄⠄⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠇⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⠚⢣⣿⣿ ⠉⠻⢿⣿⠄⣀⣤⡄⠙⠛⠛⠒⠄⠒⠙⠛⠛⠛⠉⢀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⠇⠄⢀⠙⢿ ⠄⣶⡶⠄⠄⢻⣿⣷⣄⣶⣶⣶⣤⣤⡶⣶⠾⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡃⣀⣴⣿⡷⢸

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠀⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣦⣤⣄⣀⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡆⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⣿⠻⣿⠂⡀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣿⣿⣦⣿⣏⠁⠀
⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀
⢠⣾⣿⡿⠋⠀⠈⠙⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⡿⠿⠟⢿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀
⠈⠿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⡿⠂
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⡿⠟⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⣶⣤⡀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣧⣀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣬⣻⢿⣿⣿⡦
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠛⠁
⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀
⠀⢀⡠⣿⣷⣤⡀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀
⠰⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠇⠀⠠⠿⠿⠏

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ , ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴊᴀᴘᴀɴᴇsᴇ ɢɪʀʟ (◠‿◠)✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠀⠴⢻⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⡿⢿⠿⣿⢿⣿⣿
⣄⠀⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤⡆⠰⣿⣿⣧⡴⠂⣨⣿⣷⣾⣶⣿⣾⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣦⣄⡀⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⡀⠈⠛⢿⠟⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣦⣤⣀⠀⠈⠙⠻⠿⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣶⣦⣤⡀⣾⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣤⣀⠀⠀⠐⠒⠶⣶⣶⣦⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣦⣤⣀⡀⠉⠙⢿⣿⣿⢛⣩⠿⠿⣭⣹⡜⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣷⡾⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢟⣵⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣛⣣⣶⣶⣶⣶⡘⢿⠆⣶⣆⣲⣢⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿